Well I don't know about you people, but I had a fun night. It was hot as hot balls, Alexis brought brownies for Emily's birthday and the substitute scorebabe found her sea legs eventually (I think the beer helped) and not only held her own against the rabble, but scored a phone number at the same time. Will she call the number? Will this chance encounter lead to romance? Will there be more phone numbers emailed to me to forward to her based on her picture on this site? Stay tuned to find out!Yes, whilst the Scorebabe Proper (Rebecca) was home nursing herself back to health after coming down with at least four of the maladies on last week's communicable diseases handout (wipe down those public toilet seats!), scorebabe substitute (Vanessa) amiably did her best to learn the ropes, master the squirrelly sound system and tempermental camera and politely endure Schwartz' awkward advances (the only kind of advance he knows...) And, yes, she was wooed by a Latin lothario with a quick smile and a clever note written on the animation handout. The fact that he wrote it on the picture of the giant clitoris from South Park:Bigger, Longer and Uncut could either be a warning sign or a favorable omen depending on one's point of view...
Vanessa may be back as soon as next week when Scorebabe Supreme will be away doing her girlfriendly duty (I said duty) by taking my daughter to see a certain timeless musical that everyone in the world has seen except herself, subjecting them both to some of the most beautifully torturous earworms mankind has ever known. Thanks for taking one for the team, Becca! BTW, I'm proud to say that I saw Phantom in LA with Robert Guillaume, TV's Benson, as the titular character and that fact is totally freaking awesome!!!
By the by, neither of us can Quizzo on July 3rd. I'll go through my usual compliment of stand-ins but I make no promises. It's a holiday week, you see. More info as we know it.So blah, blah, blah, the Clavins won twice (I know you're all itching for me to reveal their Achilles Heel, not yet...), but the really exciting news is team Get Off the Stage took a prize. Becca and I have been rooting for them for weeks ever since they defected from Fado to partake in Pour House Quizzo. This is their first time in the winner's circle and we're delighted they've finally broken through. Woo and hoo. See y'all next week. Be courteous, kind and forgiving.
GAME ONE
Clavins 40
Tim is Duncan his Balls in Lebron's Mouth 32 (tie break winners)
Ben Gay Wrestling Party 32
Nifong Lacrossed Out 29
Snyders of Hangover 29
With What Is In These Pants Satisfaction Guaranteed 27
Ocean’s Four 25
Stick the Royal Harry, Willy in the
When the Gay Casbah’s a-Rockin’ Don’t Come a-Knockin’ 24
Poor-o at the Quiz House 24
Clavins Are the Skid Marks on the Underpants of Society 19
I Should’ve Showed Up at
Chris Matthews Stop Staring at Hillary’s Boobs 17
Sucka D 17
Diesel Knowledge 13
The Three Must Getabeers 4
GAME TWO (Great name for all-girl rock band)
The Clavins 35
Get Off the Stage 30
The Landing Strips 27
Ride My Little Pony 26
Clitallica 26
Snyders of Hangover 24
Titties with Ditties 24
Liz Zeppelin 23
Eager Beavers 22
Puss Galore 20
Poor-o at the Quiz House 21
Brownies Without Nuts 21
Josie and the Pussycat Big Valley of the Dolls 19
Twat Wafflers 19
3 comments:
Hurrah for our Fado refugees! And happy birthday, Emily! Man, I always get sick at the worst times. Miss you guys. xoxo
Thanks, it was the best birthday party I've had since I was a kid at Chuck E Cheese. And the Golden Girls question was a nice touch, Neal :) Wow, I feel special. Next week is going to be a pretty big let down when I just some random drunk chick in the crowd.
The collective members of Get Off the Stage (who still maintain that Alien won) thank you for filling Round 3 with stuff we actually knew. We're still very proud of the team member who got the Glen Close question right.
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