Your (former) Quizzomaster and Scorebabe: Ready for Action

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Now We Are Six

Happy birthday, Quizzo!

GAME ONE

$30 WINNER – La Reconquista 44








$20 WINNER – On the Sixth Day, Neal Created Quizzo . . . Also, OJ! 38








$10 WINNER – After Six Years, We Got Nothing 35






The Juice Is No Longer Loose 23
Vick In A Box 19
It’s Been Six Years and Scorebabe Still Won’t Do Anal! 31
Will Six Years Get the Pour House and Ring? 18
Bill Belichick: If I Did It 31
Swiftboat Veterans for Tazering Bitches 31
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 14
After Further Review, Belachick Still a Dick 26
If the Hoody Fits, You Must Acquit 31
Withdrawal – Good for Catholics, Bad for Iraq 29
National League Is Bush League 17
Clavins 34
Sarah Likes Bikes 20
Nikki Sixxers 28
MFK 16
My Codpiece Smells Like Febreeze 18

If You Get Tasered Questioning Kerry, Do You Get the Chair for Questioning Bush? 15


GAME TWO (Sixth Anniversary Present)

$30 WINNER – Threesome With Jenna Von Oy 45








$20 WINNER – All Six Holes Filled! 41








$10 WINNER – A Six Pack of Miller High Life 40







A Divorce 36

Alien V. Predator: the Director’s Cut 38
A Stripper 22
Threesome With Another Guy 30
A Seventh Anniversary 23
Cunnilingus: Also A Cure for the Common Appendectomy 33
You Mean Besides Six Blow Jobs from the Scorebabe? 26
Clavinz 35
Who Brought the Black Guy? 26
Rose O’Donnell Wearing Nothing But A Ribbon 33
A Text Message Saying “It’s Over” 24
More Than the Average Six Inches 35
If I Did It, I Wouldn’t Tell You 15
A Clue 33

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