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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Better Late Than Pregnant

Oh, we've been bad little bloggers, haven't we? The busy season has begun for the Shakespeare Mafia, and we're sorry to have neglected you, our dear little quizzlings. Here are the names, scores, and pictures for September 11, 2007. Happy birthday again, Ludacris and guy who gave us delicious cake.

GAME ONE

$30 WINNERS - Not the First Man Hillary Left in the Fetal Position and Won't Be the Last 31









$20 WINNERS - Never Forget September 11 . . . Is Ludacris's Birthday 30 (tie break winner)









$10 WINNERS - Today Is My Birthday . . . Why Is Everyone So Sad? 30 (tie break loser)









John's Night Out 15
The Taliban: Still "Just for Men" 25
It's Over - the Fat Lady "Sang" 18
My Friends Suck 15
Pillsbury Dough Girls 15
When You Canceled Trivia, the Terrorists Won 29
Three Finger Ass Slap 18
Britney Got Fat - the Terrorists Have Won 29
Poor-o at the Quiz House 14
All By Myself 11
Free Speech Pony 18
Clavins 28
Sparkly Panties 29

GAME TWO (theme: what will Neal learn at his reunion)

$30 WINNERS - Fat, Drunk, & Stupid Is A Way to Go Through Life 29









$20 WINNERS - 99 Problems: Trivia Ain't One 25









$10 WINNERS - You Only Have One Daughter! 23
(or maybe it was Alien Beat Predator 23 - either way, no pictures were taken)

Jungle Fever 10
One 14
Your Prom Date Brought Her 20 Year Old Son 19
Everyone Looks the Same, Just . . . Swelled 16
Delirium Tremens 19
Remember That Time in Woodshop? Yeah, His Name's Billy 16
Shakespeare Still Gets You No Pussy 17
Neal's Prom Dress Still Fits! 15
Clavins 22
You: Still A Virgin 22
Aborted Fetus 14

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Definitely read that title and thought you and Becca had a little announcement... AAAAHHH!