Had to share this piece of SCIENTIFIC DATA because I know it speaks to the heart of my audience. Seems after many, many studies were conducted it was determined that there is a correlation between high IQs and virginity. And before you get all high and mighty, no, it doesn't correlate that way. It seems the higher your IQ, whether you're male of female, the higher the likelihood that you're a virgin.Some of the studies went beyond just IQ scores to examine college students majors and their experience riding the bologna pony. Although the study cited was done at Wellesley, so perhaps there's a better euphemism. Riding the magic carpet? Anyway, the more intellectual the major, the higher the percentage of virgins in the department. Of course the parents whose daughters are majoring at Wellesley in Studio Art just got an education in there daughter's extracurricular activities: not a single virgin amongst them. Liberal arts: represent!
So do you think this data correlates to Quizzo? Taking a look at any random set of winning team photos I'd have to say: Probably.
So learn from this report. If you win at Quizzo and you go on and on about what a smarty-pants you are, realize all you're doing is confirming the fact that the only person whose been in your smarty pants is you.
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Well, of course, this is why you and I majored in Theater Arts and not in some lame-ass thing like Physics (which, I kid you not, was my second choice)--to get laid, and often. And we did. Man, we did. OK, mostly it was other guys, and there was a lot of crying involved during and after, and to this day I can't listen to Depeche Mode's "Enjoy The Silence" without putting on the ball gag and masturbating through my tears, but still--good times, good times...
Great post!
I do physics and am lucky enough to not be what would be statistically expected from shown graph.
That said.
That relationship is over. Searching for one now; ignorance is very unattractive, and seemingly common.
No more sex.
That's not even the real "problem." On the occasions you bother to look; it's frustrating to find interesting people (and by people I mean bitches). Though life is of course still amazing with or without a partner, anyway.
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