Dumbledore's Army - Don't Ask, Don't Tell

October 23, 2007. Fires ravaged California, and the world was still reeling from Dumbledore's outing. Is it me or does this seem way longer ago than two weeks?

GAME ONE

$30 WINNERS - It's Not Genocide If They're Saying No In Your Language 29

$20 WINNERS - Idiots On the Nerd Patrol 27 (tie break winners)









$10 WINNERS - Jen & Eddie Are Hitched! 27 (tie break winner-losers)

Dumble-in-the-back-door 27 (tie break losers)
Wal-mart Security 23
Oppo 20
Clavins 26
Kid Rock Should Have Gone to Chatskis [sic] 25
Bad Parents 11
Pat Robertson Says South Beach Is Next 25
BIRD 16
Forecast Calls for Golden Showers 15
I'm Gone for Three Years, And the Clavins Are Still Here 23
Pinky & the Brains-ah 18
Malibu Fire Department Only Uses Cristal 21
Baby Cheetahs 17
Maliburn Beach 21
Chuck Norris Doesn't Vote for President 20

GAME TWO (next fictional character to be outed)

$30 WINNERS - Jesus 31









$20 WINNERS - Captain Morgan 30 (tie break winners)









$10 WINNERS - The Beloved Prophet Muhammad 30 (tie break losers)









Clavins 26
Winnie-the-Pooh 21
Frodo Baggins 15
Moby Dick in a Box 23
Frodo Baggins: Ring Bearer, Ass Plunger 19
E.T. . . . ouch! 14
Snuffle-suck-agus 21
G.I. Joe (to get out of Iraq) 13
Walker Texas Ranger
Frodo Bags Hims 21
Stuart Not-So Little 22
Dildo Faggins 27
Dick Cheney 8

The best part of October 23 was that my college friends were visiting. We used to play Quizzo at New Deck in Philadelphia back in the day. Good times. Here I am with three Van Dorpes and a Welfer, some of whom have trouble keeping their eyes open.