December 4th

Due to a deep holiday melancholy, I have nothing to offer here except the winners and losers. Enjoy (sigh) if you can.

GAME ONE

$30 WINNERS I Wish the Pour House Door Worked 35









$20 WINNERS Mohammed Ruxpin 32










$10 WINNERS So Tell Your Friend Veronica and Smoke your Marijuanica 31 (Tiebreak Winner)









The NIE Leaked Faster Than Ed Asner at a Scary Movie 31
Jason reads Judy Blume 31
Ironic Mustache Rides 50 cents 26
Steven Hawking's Karaoke Machine 26
Sexy Beasts 21
It's Colder Than Ann Coulter's Tit Outside 23
Clavins 28
Drink Your Gin and Tonica and Have a Happy Hanukkah 10
That's Not a Memorial in My Pocket, It's My Big Dreidel 23
Drink Your Gin and Tonica 21
Only 21 More Shopping Days until Alien vs. Predator II 30
Ramrod 7
Did You Know It's Hanukkah? 28
Pour O at the Quiz House 23

GAME TWO - NEW AMERICAN GLADIATOR NAME

$30 WINNERS Chlamydia 31









$20 WINNERS Jism 31










$10 WINNERS Macaca 30










Taint 30
Obama 22
Erection 29
Wintry Mix 24
The Santorum 29
2 Girls, 1 Cup 28
Nitrous Cockside 30
Snoogle Fleejer 28
Clavins 28
Toe Jam 29
Loopy 13
Sean Taylor 29