Into the Blue

I knew it was going to be fun. I didn't know it was going to be THAT much fun. I've said it a few dozen times a few different ways, but let me say it one more time: Thank you. It has been a long strange awesome run and today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

The night was wonderful and strange and typical and Quizzotic. The fact that we had sound downstairs was awesome. The fact that it blew out the sound system and frustrated everyone was a pain in the ass. The fact that there was a group of people waiting to table-squat at 3:45 when the opened the doors was frightening and amazing. The fact that so many people who hadn't been to Quizzo in years somehow found about our retirement and came out for one more game was touching. And the gifts and cards and baked goods and ass gropes were all really lovely as well. And thank you for allowing me to experience one of the greatest highs of my life. That, of course, was realizing my dream of crowd surfing to the timeless "Final Countdown" by Europe while wearing a bright blue unitard, magic golden shoes and a great big, dopey grin .

Here are our photos from the night. If you have incriminating photos, videos, anecdotes or arrest reports to share, please send them along.

Thank you, thank you, thank you you beautiful people. It will be hard to get over you.

xoxo,

Neal (and Rebecca)


GAME ONE

$30 Winners: HOT POCKET ROCKET SCIENTISTS 38









$20 Winners: NEAL WAS NAKED IN BED SO I CALLED MARY KATE OLSON 35









$10 Winners: WU TANG FINANCIAL 34 (tiebreak winners)









NOBODY PUTS RUDY IN THE CORNER 34
NEAL, WE WISH WE KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU 20
BALLS 14
BA-BA-BA BECCA AND THE DRUNKS 14
THE REGULARS 27
GIANTS 23, PATRIOTS 17 23
NEXT TUESDAY: HOOKERS AND BLOW 31
MOURNING MORMONS 23
SMELL YA LATER 27
VISIT COLUMBIA FOR A FARKING GOOD TIME 28
TEAM BROWN STAR 24
VISIT COLUMBIA FOR A FARKING GOOD TIME 28
KENNEDY WANTS TO BARACK HIS BODY 29
NEXT WEEK ALIEN HOSTS QUIZZO AND WINS 18
CLAVINZ 33
NUMBER OCHO 25
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING DEAD 16
SWEET CHERRY PIE 26
NOBODY PUTS RUDY IN A CORNER 34
I'VE BEEN COMING TO QUIZZO ... 27
TEDDY KENNEDY: I ENDORSE OBAMA BECAUSE HE TOO KILLED A BITCH IN A LAKE 26
YOU FUCKED US IN THE ASS EVERY TUESDAY SINCE 9/11 AND NOW YOUR "BUSY" 30
HILLARY BARACK LOVE CHILD 24
SAVED THE BEST 28
GOODBYE RUDY TUESDAY 23
SHUT UP, IT'S REALLY LOUD DOWNSTAIRS 15
JUST THE TIP 21



GAME TWO - WHAT WILL NEAL AND BECCA BE DOING WITH ALL THEIR FREE TIME?


$30 WINNERS: INVEST IN WU TANG FINANCIAL 37









$20 WINNERS: INADVERTENT GROPING 35









$10 WINNERS: PLAY SOME STRIP SCRABBLE 35










HOSTING TRIVIAL PURSUIT TOURNAMENT 30
QUIZOMASTER'S BLUE BALLS 34
TURNING TRICKS ON NEW YORK AVENUE 19
SWEET CHERRY PIE 17
CLAVINS 26
MAKE LIKE THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS 23
SMURF FOREPLAY: THREE APPLES LONG 21
TAKE CARE OF RAGING CASE OF BLUE BALLS 32
THE QUADRUPLE ENDING 12
BONE ON TUESDAYS 34
TWO WORDS: MATCHING BODYSUITS 22
WHATEVER IT IS: THINK SPANDEX 34
BUYING A WEDDING DRESS THAT DOESN'T SHOW CAMEL TOE 28
BUCK HUNTING AT THE POUR HOUSE 27
BALLS DEEP 21
CRAZY SMART SEX 31